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so_says_the_phoenix
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Posted - 09/15/2009 :  06:57:40  Show Profile  Send poster a Personal Message  Reply with Quote
As many of you remember, we received notepads in our Wacken bags. I put mine to use. So that next year, I'll be better prepared for the random ups and pitfalls of the carnage, and so hopefully, newcomers can read this and heed my warnings. Feel free to add to the list, I'm up for all ideas.

So without further ado:

1. Don't fall asleep standing up
2. Bring "5 Hour Energy" bottles
3. Find tent that uprights itself
4. If #3 fails, figure out how to put tent together beforehand
5. Bring camcorder
6. Bring extra camera
7. Don't leave camera in the rain
8. Keep camera away from puddles
9. Don't forget your Wacken ticket!!
10. Sniff the Mintuu before consuming
11. Resist the urge to sing power-metal with Thorbjorn
12. Resist the urge to sing
13. Bring your mix CDs
14. Bring shampoo/conditioner/body soap
15. Bring towel
16. Place clothes in plastic bags, to avoid damp
17. Bring jacket!!
18. Bring blanket
19. Buy sleeping bag
20. Bring extra toilet-paper
21. The crocodile is your friend
22. Don't grab someone else's hand
23. Keep legs closed when sporting kilt
24. Don't let Mikael or Faxe near your food
25. Don't fall in the ditch again
26. If someone of the same gender caresses your arm, you're probably about to be molested
27. Bring the blow-horn
28. Don't place your pants on the tent to dry
29. Pull hair back before vomitting
30. Take spikes off jacket before entering
31. Avoid being captured on camera with a tit-hat, bows in my hair, holding Snake's shrine
32. Don't vomit on another's tent
33. Don't pinch random girls' asses

Any other ideas?
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Nice list Grin But I think the don't forget the Wacken ticket should be first, without it you don't really need the other dos and don'ts Grin

In my case I should add "don't forget to eat when you drink..."
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How about "When waking up, check for bite marks"
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"If you ever see a Minttu bottle, with "Not Minttu" enscription on it, stay away" - trust me on this one Wink
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quote:
Originally posted by Brack

How about "When waking up, check for bite marks"


and check if you are in your own tent.Smilie Goatee


Don't fall asleep in a chair when it starts to rain.
(Unless you have good friends near you!Sign of the devil dude!)
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"Don't stay in the camp if you can't memorize this list of dos and donts at any given point in time"
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"close your tent when you go to sleep ! " I remember you were soaking wet when you woke up Grin
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"Kill Phoenix the next time he shouts 'rise up and greet the day Abby!' at 7am"

"Don't fall asleep on the bus unless you want to wake up covered in drool (or unless Abby is there to mop it up Wink"

"Keep away from Phoenix when he is drunk"

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DONT NOT BUY A TICKET!!! Grin
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Very nice suggestions! Keep 'em coming Grin

"Keep safe distance from fellow drunkards when headbanging (to avoid headbutts)"

"Don't pass out (early) in the dome, while it is packed"

"Falling asleep on buses is relaxing" Grin
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Drink as much MINTTU as possible because it's your only one chance per year. Unless you live where they sell it Grin
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Originally posted by lady_atrion

Drink as much MINTTU as possible because it's your only one chance per year. Unless you live where they sell it Grin


+1 Sign of the devil dude!
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- Don't camp anywhere near the toilets and/or bushes no matter how tempting a short walk might be
- Don't drive with a small motorcycle, you might lose your driver's license...
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Get some sort of extension on your guts, so you can go four days without taking a shit
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That would make you full of shit Eek
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Most of us are full of shit anyway Grinning Goatee
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- Have a spare liver ready.
- when you can't drink any more beer, start on the pear cider.
- Fizzy powder is healthy in combination with vodka.
- Remember: The crocodile is your friend
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I have to edit number 10. appropriately: Do not bother to sniff the Minttu, since it is for drinking - as fast as possible.

And also, some of you know my position on this, but: DUSCHEN IST KEIN HEAVY METAL, PHOENIX!
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quote:
Originally posted by Ulv63

I have to edit number 10. appropriately: Do not bother to sniff the Minttu, since it is for drinking - as fast as possible.

And also, some of you know my position on this, but: DUSCHEN IST KEIN HEAVY METAL, PHOENIX!


I must disagree. I drank the Minttu as fast as possible, not knowing it was actually Iwona's miracle elixir, and I kinda spit it in (I don't remember)'s face. SNIFF FIRST!!!

Showers not metal? Don't tell that to DDD Grin LOL
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- Before imbibing Esacher Luft (sp?), brace your throat, stomach and anus.
- Bring a tin of biscuits for, erm, playing games with.
- You may sing along with Thor Bear to the power metal, but remember to bring a boxed thermos flask so that you can do it properly.
- The only hope, the only solution is a violent revolution.
- Always attend the tr00 fr0stb1tt3n black metal shows in the tent, for there will undoubtedly be a disproportionately high proportion of hott women in the audience.
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quote:
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Showers not metal? Don't tell that to DDD Grin LOL


Unless covered in piss.
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quote:
Originally posted by IeVuL-oNe

- Have a spare liver ready.
- when you can't drink any more beer, start on the pear cider.
- Fizzy powder is healthy in combination with vodka.
- Remember: The crocodile is your friend


-Start youtr day from pear cider to make sure you can drink for the rest of the day
-if you can't just drink alcohol anymore - take Ramolosa in your hand and pretend Tongue
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Originally posted by lady_atrion


-Start youtr day from pear cider to make sure you can drink for the rest of the day
-if you can't just drink alcohol anymore - take Ramolosa in your hand and pretend Tongue

I think everybody knows now what those blue cans are Winking Goatee

- Set up the tent so that the "kitchen" is in the shades so you don't get as grilled as the bacon
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Well, everybody at the snakenet camp. Around who camping area not really. You can drink water and still look cool Grin
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- Drink one of the blue cans right before falling in your tent (or wherever you want to drop to sleep) to increase your resistance against hangover
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