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so_says_the_phoenix
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We're all forgetting the obvious!

- Bring extra sunscreen! LOL
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And not to forget:

- Don't be a stuborn arse and actually USE the offered sunscreen...
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quote:
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- Always attend the tr00 fr0stb1tt3n black metal shows in the tent, for there will undoubtedly be a disproportionately high proportion of hott women in the audience.


Haha win! Especially at 3am Sign of the devil dude!

SONNENCREME IST KEIN HEAVY METAL! Grin
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- Drink one of the blue cans right before falling in your tent (or wherever you want to drop to sleep) to increase your resistance against hangover


YES! Ramlösa is made of gods and win ... and if you can't drink if before going to sleep (maybe you passed out unexpectedly or something Grin) then it must be drank first thing in the morning while still half-sleeping in the tent.
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What are these blue cans? I don't remember anything of the such
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There is nothing wrong with showering!!! ... Grin

Remember your minttu - so you don't have to brush your teeth Tongue
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quote:
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What are these blue cans? I don't remember anything of the such




These little cans save our asses when we hangover.

Thank you Nina ;D
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Other people just call it "water", right?
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Water sounds boring and is mostly not in cans.Smilie Goatee
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quote:
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Water sounds boring and is mostly not in cans.Smilie Goatee

To quote the demotivator:
Bottled water - now in cans!
Grin
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YES WE CAN!! GrinGrinGrin
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YES WE CAN!! GrinGrinGrin
Arrgghh! This humor is all too subtle for me. Grin
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quote:
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There is nothing wrong with showering!!! ... Grin
Especially not when some random guys push you into the ditch and some other guys throw urin all over you...
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At least, I was asked, if I wanted to use that yellowish liquid (some guys had it in a can) to take shower... Grinning Goatee
Edited by - Ophelia on 09/18/2009 09:27:42
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Ok so these blue cans are just water? Nicely done...

Being clean is still not very metal...however, more metal than being covered in piss....dirt from the ditch, I'm not so sure about.
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You don't get it, Ulv - it's not *just* water ... it's the savior of all! Tongue

I thought I had died and gone to paradise/heaven/Valhalla/whatever when I walked into Nina's house after ~16 hours traveling and saw Richard with a can of Ramlösa Grin

And yes, Duschen ist kein heavy metal - but not when covered in piss/other unsavory elements.
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On the subject of piss (This one's for you DDD Grin)

- If a Wackener is carrying a bucket of liquid, RUN! RUN AWAY!

- Don't roll around in the mud, as it is more than JUST dirt and water Wink
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quote:
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- If a Wackener is carrying a bucket of liquid, RUN! RUN AWAY!
...unless you're absolutely dead sure he's drinking of it. Then you'll be safe

(Of course you can never be safe. The heavy amount of liquid may induce vomiting. In that case running away may still be the best option) Grinning Goatee
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"1. Don't fall asleep standing up"
Truer words were never spoken! Not only do you risk hurting innocent bystanders, but you miss Doro and Amon Amarth!

My advice would be not to be afraid of paying for the toilets. I found that emptying yourself from the rear was a preferable alternative to emptying yourself from the front.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ulv63

I have to edit number 10. appropriately: Do not bother to sniff the Minttu, since it is for drinking - as fast as possible.

And also, some of you know my position on this, but: DUSCHEN IST KEIN HEAVY METAL, PHOENIX!


Always stay upwind of Ulv63 and DDD
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"24. Don't let Mikael or Faxe near your food" - hehe, did i steal it or? - I dont remember.

- Michael
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so_says_the_phoenix
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I meant "Mørket" Mikael Wink
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quote:
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Always stay upwind of Ulv63 and DDD


HAH! Words to live by.

Hmm and now I have a couple corrections to make:

Do NOT resist the urge to sing power metal...or to sing at all. I mean cmon...it's a metal festival, nobody cares if you can't sing well, because nobody else there can, except for Bruce Dickinson.

And yeah, generally being caressed by a man leads to molestation, but I don't see how this is a "do" or "don't." It's more like an inevitability with the amount of absurdly drunk people around.

And finally: DO pinch random girls' asses! Chances are, if you are doing this then you're probably drunk enough to not feel any negative reproach by owner of said ass, thus only positive things can come out of this, regardless of the probability. Although even so, you probably won't remember it anyways. In which case, you have neither gained nor lost.
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XX. Delete advise 24, or be in peril of cannibalism.
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