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Lord Slayer of Light
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04/04/2010
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Out of personal experience:

#1 "Don't empty the most of a bottle Absinth all by yourself"
#2 "If you find yourself uncapable of resisting... NEVER stalk off into the night all alone => nasty aftermath -.- "
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shirahime_syo
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04/12/2010
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quote:
Originally posted by TA Mage

"1. Don't fall asleep standing up"
Truer words were never spoken! Not only do you risk hurting innocent bystanders, but you miss Doro and Amon Amarth!


I don't feel sorry for you at all as I was the 'innocent bystander'!

Another good idea, definately don't pinch my sisters ass, she will hurt you.

If someone informs you their beverage is 'not strong' do not just down some, tis deth!
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DeadDrunkDane
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04/27/2010
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If you stand in a crowd and is suddenly hit by a lukewarm and very shortlived rainshower... DO NOT INVESTIGATE! At WoA ignorance IS bliss!

I'm pretty sure that during my four Wackens I've pretty much done all the don'ts in this thread, and a few that has remained unmentioned...

Do not try to eat the dry ice!
Red Bull is not for binge drinking!
Not being able to move your arms is a sign: go to bed, while your legs work!
Do not invite a group of Danes on impuls, unless you are 100% sure that they bring their own booze!
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DeadDrunkDane
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04/27/2010
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Do's:

Bring a wheelchair to smuggle beer into the festival ground!

Stay around the camp when Thomas lights the fire (=meat is near)!

Always bring twice as much alcohol as you can possibly drink without dying.

If you have problems with security, act sober and shout something in your own language (unless you're German). It actually works, because they give up!

When in doubt: Scream "SKOOOAL!" and drink.

Do not go to the Metal Market while drunk... Well not really drunk anyway...
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so_says_the_phoenix
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04/28/2010
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quote:
Originally posted by DeadDrunkDane


Do not go to the Metal Market while drunk... Well not really drunk anyway...


Because... you will wander into the kilt-shop, and buy a kilt? Grin
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DeadDrunkDane
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04/28/2010
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Something like that... Wink
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so_says_the_phoenix
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04/28/2010
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I still wonder what crossed my mind, buying that kilt and all. At least I was sober enough to buy the right size. Grin
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AbbyTritonus
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04/28/2010
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quote:
Originally posted by DeadDrunkDane

Do's:

If you have problems with security, act sober and shout something in your own language (unless you're German). It actually works, because they give up!

When in doubt: Scream "SKOOOAL!" and drink.

Do not go to the Metal Market while drunk... Well not really drunk anyway...


This.
Although sod's law says that you will probably find a security guard who speaks Danish in Wacken Grin

Kilts aren't such a problem - you could end up with chainmail Sign of the devil dude!

... and don't forget to yell "SLAYEEEEEEEEER" and other such things also!
Edited by - AbbyTritonus on 04/28/2010 06:18:32
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DeadDrunkDane
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04/28/2010
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"slayer" is universal for "I'm in a very good mood" LOL
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Wintersun
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04/28/2010
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quote:
Originally posted by AbbyTritonus



This.
Although sod's law says that you will probably find a security guard who speaks Danish in Wacken Grin
This shouldn't be all impossible. After all before 1864 this was Danish land Grinning Goatee
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AbbyTritonus
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04/28/2010
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Exactly Wink
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DeadDrunkDane
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Hadn't thought of that... Let's reclaim it!!! flame
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Faxe
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05/02/2010
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Rule XX: Bring me vinegar chips!
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shirahime_syo
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05/03/2010
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I always bring vinegar crisps... never enough though, they always seem to dissapear...
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AbbyTritonus
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05/03/2010
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I might bring some this year - it's abysmal that people live without them..! (them and twiglets...)
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shirahime_syo
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05/03/2010
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Twiglets?
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DeadDrunkDane
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Faxe: I work near the only store in DK where you can buy them. I could get some for you, for the next time I visit Odense.
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Faxe
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05/04/2010
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quote:
Originally posted by DeadDrunkDane

Faxe: I work near the only store in DK where you can buy them. I could get some for you, for the next time I visit Odense.
That wold be quite nice. Please do! Smile
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silke
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05/06/2010
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@Faxe:
Føtex, Irma and sometimes even Netto stock them, so you should be able to buy some in Odense Smile
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Faxe
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quote:
Originally posted by silke

@Faxe:
Føtex, Irma and sometimes even Netto stock them, so you should be able to buy some in Odense Smile


Bloody hell, I didn't know that. I have something to use my hard-earned money on, now!
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Brack
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05/11/2010
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Try to avoid this Wink
http://failblog.org/2010/05/10/epic-fail-videos-hand-washing-fail/
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Sortiment
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LOL
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Lord Slayer of Light
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05/12/2010
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OMG why is that happening? How could he NOt get that the "water" was all yellow?!?!?! ROFLMAO - Besides: why is that camera team filming the urinals o.O
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Dr03hn3r
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05/12/2010
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@lord u heard him speaking? he spoke like he drank tons of alcohol
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Lord Slayer of Light
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Sure - Dani - still, have u ever been drunk enough this could have happened to you o.O? If the answer's "yes" just don't let me know ...
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